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Post by rhia on May 8, 2008 10:12:30 GMT -5
PS: AOM and MI are my allies, so I can't say much. I don't need to talk about my unit. When its a big and awesome unit, you guys don't have to go talking about it. Like I don't need to drive a BMW or a V8 Hemi truck Anyways, Nameless.. you're gonna be a conquest? I'll take you up on a drinking contest.
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Post by Lady Nyt Dunne of Dominion on May 8, 2008 10:50:32 GMT -5
Oh really..? Dominion will be ressurecting Ducky night for the two of us - Tuesday night at Ragnarok, it is ON! Oh GOD! Jose Ducky night?! Page Dizzy, you are gonna weep. You better start your marathon drinking now, to prepare your liver for the beating that it is going to be taking. Think of it this way. It's sort of like trying to put a coffee filter where the oil filter of your car goes. After 10 or 15 shots, your body is likely to reject all sense of reason and you'll insta-jaundice. Shortly after that, all of your bodily fluids will revolt against you and you'll be sitting in a puddle of Tequila-based urine. I am a firm believer that Myrkritters are not human. No human can live off of Tequila, Faygo and three day old pizza (not even a college student... who lives off of Mt. Dew, Budweiser and pizza). And if by some freak of nature... you do win said competition of near-suicidal drinking levels, they need to take you into their ranks. That sort of raw, unharvested talent needs to be swept up and drained for every drop of pure insanity essence. *clears her throat* Besides... Iron Wolves are the best unit. We may be small, but dammit, our men are freakin' HAWT in kilts... and we has teh ferrets and teh henna and teh bellydancers. ;D
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Post by Ser Mehran S'Disraeli on May 8, 2008 11:33:22 GMT -5
Yeah, screw that Faraday. I'm only one woman, I can't outdrink you all. And I'll even back down on one point: Kaine. I promise I can't drink more than that man--Jezuz! But Krystal? Psh. She's skinnier than me too--she'll go quietly into that night.
Nyt, they can't take me into their ranks. Something along the lines of "rival unit leader" ringing a bell? Remember? Harem? The start of this thread? And why do the Iron Wolves, a celtic unit, boast so many damn bellydancers? I know! You should come be in Harem! That totally fits your characters better. Plus, Boudhi is gettin' to be a damn good fighter...I wantz her. *hides under a rock from Aster*
But I do believe I'll get some practice in. Hey Krystal--whatcha doin' Saturday night? Wanna get together and "practice?"
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Post by Lady Krystal on May 8, 2008 13:38:06 GMT -5
Hah! I'm game This weekend is Mothers day - I'm entitled to anything I want! Bwahahaha
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Post by Lady Nyt Dunne of Dominion on May 8, 2008 19:03:06 GMT -5
Nyt, they can't take me into their ranks. Something along the lines of "rival unit leader" ringing a bell? Remember? Harem? The start of this thread? And why do the Iron Wolves, a celtic unit, boast so many damn bellydancers? I know! You should come be in Harem! That totally fits your characters better. Plus, Boudhi is gettin' to be a damn good fighter...I wantz her. *hides under a rock from Aster* They have ways of getting what they want... sorta like the Mafiosos. And the Iron Wolves boast about bellydancers because we have them. All of the awesome dancers avoid Harems like crazy, knowing that we have the *TRUE* Harem Master in our unit. (Ain't it true, Rhia? *lol*) We know that Boudhi is getting to be an awesome fighter, that's why we love her so much. No stealz for joo! She'd keeeeeel you anyway. ;D
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Post by Johni on May 8, 2008 20:19:14 GMT -5
heehee it's funny to watch the weak argue about who is the drunkest ... oh and igit has a liver like bull elephant in heat and myself well lets just say the two of us could take mykridia and the only reason we couldnt take AoM is cause theres like a thousand of them
edit- but we will still attempt and igit usual does things when he is determined
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Post by Ser Mehran S'Disraeli on May 8, 2008 22:07:49 GMT -5
Well, Nyt, I would so hate to associate with mafiosos. Dangerous people, them. Put black marks all over your record. And I (officially) have a clean slate...besides. Short of shanghaiing me in the night with a burlap sack over my head (impossible, since I sleep lightly), they could never steal me away from Harem. My one and true Love. <3HoI
Johnny? Bull elephants don't go into heat. Bull elephants are male, and being in heat is like being on your menstrual cycle. *Grins*
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Post by Lady Krystal on May 8, 2008 22:23:34 GMT -5
I dont have to shanghai you in the night - I just would have to roll over lmao and Johni - I'm game. Find the rest of Myrkridia and see if they're down. But you've got a challenge come War.
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on May 8, 2008 23:03:36 GMT -5
If only there was a thousand of us, I'll take you and Igit on by myself. When you wanna do this?
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Post by Lady Nyt Dunne of Dominion on May 9, 2008 0:43:23 GMT -5
I'm gonna need to make sure my camera is charged... I feel lots of opportunities for blackmail in the near future.
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Post by Ser Mehran S'Disraeli on May 9, 2008 1:17:50 GMT -5
*rubs hands together* And I just got a new camera phone. Heckz yeah!
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Post by Tormir on May 9, 2008 3:45:03 GMT -5
LMAO. I will not issue any such challenges. Alcohol is bad for me. Very bad. -shakes head- It brings out my demi-true side: Unbridled Rage..........
Disraeli, I think you understand here. -grins- I've talked about it with you...
Now on chugging.... if I brought my Dropkick Murphys Pint glass and had something tasty and not too cold in it....... 3.5 seconds and less. With minimal spillage. However that means I get tanked real fast. Not good.
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Post by rhia on May 9, 2008 10:06:41 GMT -5
*views Johnni's post* ...phhbbtt... HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Writing checks your arse can't cash man.. I live with Sir Kaine. He's a dwarven Irish man. You hold no candle to him, sir. I could tell you maybe a FEW Myrks might be on par with ya, but Sir Kaine can drink his weight in Guiness, then ask for a rum and coke for a chaser. He doesn't do Keg stands, he swims in them. There's no way in HELL you could take him on. As for AOM, just challenge 2 of em and they'll have you begging for mercy. I can tell ya which 2. And I don't mean 2 at the same time. I mean 1 at a time, just 2 to choose from that I can tell you with confidence: Nameless and Jesus. They will drink you not only under the table, but under the floor. Those are my buddies. Right, Nameless? If I remember right, Melkor and Buster could do so, too.. but I haven't drank with Buster in a while. *POKE* Wolf, however is a pansy and outdrinking him is nothing. I used to do it every night in college... Pfft.
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Post by Ser Mehran S'Disraeli on May 9, 2008 12:38:00 GMT -5
*Backs the heck away from ever challenging Kaine or any AoM. Except maybe Zan, but he doesn't drink anymore* Never. Never. Not ever would I in a bajillion kradjillion years challenge Kaine, Melkore, or Buster. That just SOUNDS like alcohol poisoning waiting to happen. I'm pushing my limits with any other Myrkridian, like Krystal. But I'm not stupid.
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Post by Johni on May 9, 2008 18:29:00 GMT -5
hmmm so next war sounds good igit might not be back oh well hmmm... next war then again at gattes?... we will take you
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