Post by glorkgrork on Jun 30, 2009 17:30:22 GMT -5
Okay so this is your lovingly devoted and all to happy buddy Glork here! Some of you may know me purely on the forums others may know me from One event or the other... (I've only been ta twos...)
Either way I'd like to put out that Glorks Grorks is a currently active unit located in Alterra (or central OK). I'm recruiting anyone from the Midwest who'd like to join an awesome unit. Posted below are the rules of Glorks Grorks. If you need me to spell it out in Pinky let me know!
Dah Ranks
Grorkling
Eye Stabba'
Bone Cruncha'
Face Smasha'
Big Basha'
Grand Big Boss Chief
Grorkling
Dis is deh lowest rankin' Grork in Glorks Grorks. Often we use'em as foddah ta soften up deh pinkies before dah uddah troops get to em. To get ta Grorkling all ya gots ta do is join oop.
Eye Stabba
Deh next rank is deh Eye Stabbas. All deh Eye Stabbas gets ta do is boss around deh Grorklings. Uddah den dat dey get beaten and eaten jus' as much. Ta get ta Eye Stabba youse gots ta have the symbol of dah Glorks Grorks on either sheild, armor, garb, or weapon. Also youse gots ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den two months and been ta one war. And when ya gets da approval of da Big Boss Chief.
Bone Cruncha
Deh third and foinal rank before bein' able ta control a Band is Bone Cruncha. Dey get ta yell at deh Lowah ranks durin' battle but still get yelled at demselves... and beaten. Youse ranks oop ta Bone Cruncha when you has da colahs and symbol on all uv youse garb, shields, weapons, and armah. (If youse gots leather armah youse es excluded from deh colah but not deh symbol). Youse also has ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den six months and been ta two wars. Also when da Big Boss Chief gives you permissions.
Face Smasha
Face Smashas is da first rank were youse gets ta control a band. Dey get ta yell and smash and eat anyone in dere band. But dey can't mess wiv da uddah Face Smashas bands. Ta get ta Face Smasha youse have ta show dah ability ta listen to youse leadahs and follow dah ordahs. As well as stay consistent wif dah uddah requirements. Youse also has ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den a year and three wars Youse also gots ta have dah seal of approval from da Big Boss Chief.
Big Basha
Big Basha's are da highest rankin Grorks in da Grork clan. Dey smash, stab, beat, eat and trow around anyone dat dey want ta. Wif dis title means dat youse can control multiple bands. Youse gots ta be foightin beside Glork for more den two years and six events ta get ta here and youse gots ta really impress da Big Boss Chief.
Some o' da roolz
1) As a membah of Glorks Grorks youse is loyal to da Grand Big Boss Chief and da Boss Chief. Whateva dey say goes. If youse don't loikes et den youse can go play wif de pinkies.
2) Youse gots ta wear youse Garb ta all uv dah Alterra events dat youse attends. As well as all deh inter-realm events.
3) Youse can be demoted at any toime if'n you don't keep oop wif deh basic standahds of dat rank. (i.e. if Glork is a Bone Cruncha and he forgets ta wear 'is garb at multiple events even aftah warned den 'ee's gonna lose dat rank until 'ee fixes et.)
3) If someone wants ta leave ta play wif dem pinkies 'ee's gots ta remove dah symbol of Glorks Grorks from his garb.
Some uv da fun stoof
1) If youse a Big Basha and youse gots yer eye on anudder Big Bashas band(s) den why not challenge dem for et. Deh two Big Basha's Band(s) foight et oot en a Battle Royale. Deh winnah gets all deh band(s). Deh losah Big Basha still controls 'is band(s) but now 'ee's gots ta listen to 'is new boss dah Winnin' Big Basha. All uv dis goes undah deh watchful eye of deh Grand Big Boss Chief.
2) If youse undah a Face Smasha dat you knows you can knock flat on 'is butt den why not challenge 'im ta lead da band. Deh two foight it out. Deh winnah takes ovah deh band. Dis can also be done if youse a Big Basha. All uv dis is watched ovah by deh Grand Big Boss Chief.
3) A Band is made oop of at most Seven Glorks deh minimum is t'ree Glorks. Dah leadahs of each Band es set oop by deh Big Basha in charge uv yas. If youse ain't gots a Big Basha ovah yas den da Band gets ta choose.
If you have any questions or comments you can PM me here or on the Alterran boards.
Either way I'd like to put out that Glorks Grorks is a currently active unit located in Alterra (or central OK). I'm recruiting anyone from the Midwest who'd like to join an awesome unit. Posted below are the rules of Glorks Grorks. If you need me to spell it out in Pinky let me know!
Dah Ranks
Grorkling
Eye Stabba'
Bone Cruncha'
Face Smasha'
Big Basha'
Grand Big Boss Chief
Grorkling
Dis is deh lowest rankin' Grork in Glorks Grorks. Often we use'em as foddah ta soften up deh pinkies before dah uddah troops get to em. To get ta Grorkling all ya gots ta do is join oop.
Eye Stabba
Deh next rank is deh Eye Stabbas. All deh Eye Stabbas gets ta do is boss around deh Grorklings. Uddah den dat dey get beaten and eaten jus' as much. Ta get ta Eye Stabba youse gots ta have the symbol of dah Glorks Grorks on either sheild, armor, garb, or weapon. Also youse gots ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den two months and been ta one war. And when ya gets da approval of da Big Boss Chief.
Bone Cruncha
Deh third and foinal rank before bein' able ta control a Band is Bone Cruncha. Dey get ta yell at deh Lowah ranks durin' battle but still get yelled at demselves... and beaten. Youse ranks oop ta Bone Cruncha when you has da colahs and symbol on all uv youse garb, shields, weapons, and armah. (If youse gots leather armah youse es excluded from deh colah but not deh symbol). Youse also has ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den six months and been ta two wars. Also when da Big Boss Chief gives you permissions.
Face Smasha
Face Smashas is da first rank were youse gets ta control a band. Dey get ta yell and smash and eat anyone in dere band. But dey can't mess wiv da uddah Face Smashas bands. Ta get ta Face Smasha youse have ta show dah ability ta listen to youse leadahs and follow dah ordahs. As well as stay consistent wif dah uddah requirements. Youse also has ta have been foightin wif dah Grorks for more den a year and three wars Youse also gots ta have dah seal of approval from da Big Boss Chief.
Big Basha
Big Basha's are da highest rankin Grorks in da Grork clan. Dey smash, stab, beat, eat and trow around anyone dat dey want ta. Wif dis title means dat youse can control multiple bands. Youse gots ta be foightin beside Glork for more den two years and six events ta get ta here and youse gots ta really impress da Big Boss Chief.
Some o' da roolz
1) As a membah of Glorks Grorks youse is loyal to da Grand Big Boss Chief and da Boss Chief. Whateva dey say goes. If youse don't loikes et den youse can go play wif de pinkies.
2) Youse gots ta wear youse Garb ta all uv dah Alterra events dat youse attends. As well as all deh inter-realm events.
3) Youse can be demoted at any toime if'n you don't keep oop wif deh basic standahds of dat rank. (i.e. if Glork is a Bone Cruncha and he forgets ta wear 'is garb at multiple events even aftah warned den 'ee's gonna lose dat rank until 'ee fixes et.)
3) If someone wants ta leave ta play wif dem pinkies 'ee's gots ta remove dah symbol of Glorks Grorks from his garb.
Some uv da fun stoof
1) If youse a Big Basha and youse gots yer eye on anudder Big Bashas band(s) den why not challenge dem for et. Deh two Big Basha's Band(s) foight et oot en a Battle Royale. Deh winnah gets all deh band(s). Deh losah Big Basha still controls 'is band(s) but now 'ee's gots ta listen to 'is new boss dah Winnin' Big Basha. All uv dis goes undah deh watchful eye of deh Grand Big Boss Chief.
2) If youse undah a Face Smasha dat you knows you can knock flat on 'is butt den why not challenge 'im ta lead da band. Deh two foight it out. Deh winnah takes ovah deh band. Dis can also be done if youse a Big Basha. All uv dis is watched ovah by deh Grand Big Boss Chief.
3) A Band is made oop of at most Seven Glorks deh minimum is t'ree Glorks. Dah leadahs of each Band es set oop by deh Big Basha in charge uv yas. If youse ain't gots a Big Basha ovah yas den da Band gets ta choose.
If you have any questions or comments you can PM me here or on the Alterran boards.