Orrin None-son
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Post by Orrin None-son on Jan 1, 2008 3:50:27 GMT -5
I don't speed, my car can't. I have a 410 engine in my corssica. 410- It takes 4 blocks to gain 10 mph.
on a good day, it is a 350, 3 minutes for 50 feet.
other days it a a gas burning muscle car, no matter how much gas you burn, it is your muscles that make it move.
Most cars run on fossil fuels, this one is only a few months shy of becoming a fossil fuel.
Some cars have mice or rats under the hood to make it move, I have a galopagoose Tortise.
You,ve heard of a rust bucket car... well my bucket rusted out.
You have seen the cars at junks yards after they have been crushed, I have been thinking about upgrading to one of those.
God looks down upon the earth and sees all of his wonderful creations, as his eyes cross my car he says, "Lucy, is that one of yours?"
Most cars have spark-plugs, I have a dwarf with a tindertwig.
Some cars backfire, mine exhales in pain.
Some purr like a kitten, mine plays dead like an opossum.
Some guys drive hotrods, I drive a thrown rod.
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Ba-dum.
Jan 1, 2008 12:34:00 GMT -5
Post by o'neal of alterra on Jan 1, 2008 12:34:00 GMT -5
lol where did u find all of thes!
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Orrin None-son
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Ba-dum.
Jan 1, 2008 14:06:03 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Jan 1, 2008 14:06:03 GMT -5
Actually, sarcarstic humor is my thing. I wrote those. Some a variations of old common ones, others just come natural.
You ever heard of trash comics? The kind who just insult everyone in the audience for laughs, well I am a reverse of that. I pick something of mine, and trash talk it so bad I piss myself off. Sorta like Rodney Dangerfield. may his awesomeness rest in eternal live audience laughter.
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Orrin None-son
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Ba-dum.
Jan 1, 2008 14:08:57 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Jan 1, 2008 14:08:57 GMT -5
Ave, O'Neal. Remember that these boards are much different from our own, so there is NO THREAD HIJACKING, you are not allowed to take a thread and either push it off course or continue the discourse. Those are my orders. Other than that, raise some hell. Well, we managed to really throw this rule out didn't we O'neal.... our job here is done.
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Ba-dum.
Jan 2, 2008 10:25:10 GMT -5
Post by o'neal of alterra on Jan 2, 2008 10:25:10 GMT -5
what chapter do we jack next? XD
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Ba-dum.
Jan 2, 2008 11:12:52 GMT -5
Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Jan 2, 2008 11:12:52 GMT -5
What was this thread about anyway?
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Orrin None-son
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Ba-dum.
Jan 2, 2008 17:12:52 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Jan 2, 2008 17:12:52 GMT -5
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Post by Necavi D. Omnes on Jan 3, 2008 1:08:31 GMT -5
I love my Grandmaster. =D
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Post by Nicholai Graff on Jan 3, 2008 2:16:27 GMT -5
Orrin, those were absolutely great! I had heard some before but excellent none the less. btw I forgot to bookmark these, I am going to try and be on here more now
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Ba-dum.
Jan 6, 2008 10:28:33 GMT -5
Post by o'neal of alterra on Jan 6, 2008 10:28:33 GMT -5
i still have to google it every time
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