Orrin None-son
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Sept 6, 2008 6:34:38 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Sept 6, 2008 6:34:38 GMT -5
You guys find a way to make it to war?
Please say yes.... lie to me if you have too...
But, if you do lie, let me know it is a lie...
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Whisper MoonSon
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Sept 7, 2008 16:37:13 GMT -5
Post by Whisper MoonSon on Sept 7, 2008 16:37:13 GMT -5
We will all be there, mounted upon our armored war elephants, bedecked in gold, and heralded by a thousand trumpets of doom! The earth will tremble, and the trees shall bow down before our might. We will drink rivers, piss lakes, devour our foes and pick our teeth with their swords! No, we won't. Not really. Sorry. We're all pretty bummed about it. We had such plans!
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Orrin None-son
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Sept 7, 2008 17:15:47 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Sept 7, 2008 17:15:47 GMT -5
OK, well that sucks.
That being the case, you have homework to do over the break.
Between now and oh say, thursday, I want a written out functional plan as to how you will make it to Gates of Summer.
I want seating arrangments in the vehicles. With make model and Gas mileage figures.
I want a cost analysis chart detailing: food, drink, camping gear, troll, and spending cash.
I want a detailed duels list from each member attending. Complete with a projected win/lose ratio chart.
And I want.... A shrubbery!
Seriously, that sucks. But, six months and we can try it again.
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Whisper MoonSon
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Sept 7, 2008 19:22:17 GMT -5
Post by Whisper MoonSon on Sept 7, 2008 19:22:17 GMT -5
That should give us time to actually wrangle and train all those elephants. It might even be enough time to wrangle a thousand trumpet players (worse than herding cats)...
But the shrubbery? Man...
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Sept 8, 2008 22:36:14 GMT -5
Post by Nelduril on Sept 8, 2008 22:36:14 GMT -5
Last thing I need is more homework . But this homework actually sounds quite fun. With the exception of the projected win/lose ratio chart. I don't have the freedom to relaese that information until the ratio improves from 2 wins/13 losses.
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Sept 9, 2008 10:02:24 GMT -5
Post by Tormir on Sept 9, 2008 10:02:24 GMT -5
I want to add to. You must cut down the tallest tree(or cactus if you folks don't have trees) in the forest(desert works too) with......a Herring! And bring him another shrubbery, only slightly smaller.....
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Orrin None-son
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Sept 26, 2008 0:25:49 GMT -5
Post by Orrin None-son on Sept 26, 2008 0:25:49 GMT -5
Where is my detailed plan? I don't want to have to send a bad report card home to your parents...
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Sept 26, 2008 11:15:27 GMT -5
Post by charlesdeclermont on Sept 26, 2008 11:15:27 GMT -5
Ahem this is guilder you are speaking to...details come as the wind does...you may never see them, but they are there. Look again.
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Sept 26, 2008 12:30:29 GMT -5
Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Sept 26, 2008 12:30:29 GMT -5
Ahem this is guilder you are speaking to...details come as the wind does...you may never see them, but they are there. Look again. Orrin did you shake the Guilder Magic 8 Ball?!?!?!
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Whisper MoonSon
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Sept 26, 2008 14:09:00 GMT -5
Post by Whisper MoonSon on Sept 26, 2008 14:09:00 GMT -5
We sent the homework on the three fastest ships. Didn't you get it?
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