Post by gorbag on Feb 5, 2009 1:01:29 GMT -5
Name: Gorbag
Age: Unknown...his parts were in various states of decay when he was made.
Race: Flesh Golem
Location: Guilder
History:
A Study of Our Nation's New Leaders: Gorbag
By: Anita White Beda
Gorbag was the first and only remaining of the flesh golems that were made to fill out the Guilder Brute Squad. He destroyed all of the other golems to make sure he always had spare parts when he came back from his raids with the G.B.S. This initiative, as well as his constant desire to hit things with his club really hard, caught the attention of the Minister of War Makavell, who happened to be the one who originally commissioned the creation of the golems.
After freeing the construct, he gave Gorbag the title of Minister of Foreign relations which allows him to deal with all foreign interaction as he sees fit, a move supported by the Minister of Homeland Security who is “all for equal opportunities in the government as long as everyone remembers that some of us are more equal than other ones of us *koff*damneddwarves*koff*” and, this writer assumes, by the Minister of Vice and Virtue who only cackled loudly and at inappropriate times during his interview but with some trepidation by the also recently appointed Minister of Religions who went on a small rant with lots of statements like “abomination against God” and “sure to bring downhellfire upon us” when he learned of this appointment.
So far, the golem has only grasped the second part of the “walk softly and carry a big stick” approach to diplomacy which means that ambassadors from all over the world have been allowed to feel for themselves just how hard the Brute Squad member can hit them with his club. Along with this, Gorbag also has many other responsibilities to his country. I am told that there is more to it than this but, to describe it in layman’s terms, he has also been granted the right to serve as personal training dummy for both Makavell and the entire Guilderian Armed Forces because, as SSgt Whisper Moonson says, “his limbs are the easiest to put back on.”
When not serving his country, or causing controversy in other ones, Gorbag enjoys long stalks through the busy capital of Guilder and romantic moonlit rendezvous with his personal nurse in the laboratory that he had built underneath and to the side of his castle, so as to make sure it remains structurally sound. The castle was, as is happening more frequently everyday, recently vacated by one of the many noblemen that do not like the direction that the country is taking; namely, “a direction where being a noble does not necessarily cause your decisions to be viewed as being in the best interest of the country at large, a crime now punishable by death,” as the Minister of War likes to put it.
Appearance: 6' tall with a mop of ragged hair. Stitched together skin in various states of decay.
Strengths and Weaknesses: Easily torn up but easily put together again.
Weapons Style: Club and kite shield
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Age: Unknown...his parts were in various states of decay when he was made.
Race: Flesh Golem
Location: Guilder
History:
A Study of Our Nation's New Leaders: Gorbag
By: Anita White Beda
Gorbag was the first and only remaining of the flesh golems that were made to fill out the Guilder Brute Squad. He destroyed all of the other golems to make sure he always had spare parts when he came back from his raids with the G.B.S. This initiative, as well as his constant desire to hit things with his club really hard, caught the attention of the Minister of War Makavell, who happened to be the one who originally commissioned the creation of the golems.
After freeing the construct, he gave Gorbag the title of Minister of Foreign relations which allows him to deal with all foreign interaction as he sees fit, a move supported by the Minister of Homeland Security who is “all for equal opportunities in the government as long as everyone remembers that some of us are more equal than other ones of us *koff*damneddwarves*koff*” and, this writer assumes, by the Minister of Vice and Virtue who only cackled loudly and at inappropriate times during his interview but with some trepidation by the also recently appointed Minister of Religions who went on a small rant with lots of statements like “abomination against God” and “sure to bring downhellfire upon us” when he learned of this appointment.
So far, the golem has only grasped the second part of the “walk softly and carry a big stick” approach to diplomacy which means that ambassadors from all over the world have been allowed to feel for themselves just how hard the Brute Squad member can hit them with his club. Along with this, Gorbag also has many other responsibilities to his country. I am told that there is more to it than this but, to describe it in layman’s terms, he has also been granted the right to serve as personal training dummy for both Makavell and the entire Guilderian Armed Forces because, as SSgt Whisper Moonson says, “his limbs are the easiest to put back on.”
When not serving his country, or causing controversy in other ones, Gorbag enjoys long stalks through the busy capital of Guilder and romantic moonlit rendezvous with his personal nurse in the laboratory that he had built underneath and to the side of his castle, so as to make sure it remains structurally sound. The castle was, as is happening more frequently everyday, recently vacated by one of the many noblemen that do not like the direction that the country is taking; namely, “a direction where being a noble does not necessarily cause your decisions to be viewed as being in the best interest of the country at large, a crime now punishable by death,” as the Minister of War likes to put it.
Appearance: 6' tall with a mop of ragged hair. Stitched together skin in various states of decay.
Strengths and Weaknesses: Easily torn up but easily put together again.
Weapons Style: Club and kite shield
Alignment: Lawful Neutral