Post by Ogg on Feb 4, 2009 20:44:35 GMT -5
To think back upon my years, I cannot remember where I was born, but I do remember growing up with my twelve other orc brothers, wait make that that eleven, I forgot the Ikky was eaten by that eagle when I was only ten, I hate eagles, always just flying in the sun where you can't see them… Although five of my brothers have been eaten or killed be some form of Elven magic, (those Elves and their enslaved forest animals!) only Ikky was eaten before I was raised. As I was the tenth greenskin to come from that mean and nasty orc Terk, my brothers would of killed him sooner but he is just to sly, but we finally got him when I was fifteen, we caught him about to rape our dear ole mum again. When he was sneaking in the cave, we snuck up on him and stabbed in the back! It was great; life was for the most part uneventful after that, that’s why we had to find things to keep ourselves occupied. It mainly consisted of raiding the Elven gardens, or stealing pigs from the human settlements, but sneaking into the Dwarven mine and hiding their tools was a favorite game. One of those lazy days, I was going to pester some Dwarves again, when I found a new cave, I had never seen this cave before, I thought maybe the Dwarves had a cave-in at the mine, and a new passage was opened up. I had to see just what it might contain or where it might lead, it was a very long cave, strange, the deeper I went the more I could smell something most foul, the smell of humans. I thought to myself, “what would humans being doing this far underground? I got to see what is going on.” As I fumbled through the darkness I stubbed my toe on a rock and tripped, but I tripped off a cliff! AAAhHh! I fell down some forty feet into a pond of mud about ten feet deep, a lesser Orc may not have made it through such a fall. As I drug myself out of the mud pond, I saw what looked like a light coming in from some opening, as there was no going back up, I moved towards the light, the smell of humans thickening with every step. With the light of the sun blinding me as I left the cave, I stumble into a strange country. A land that I have never seen before, I ran around trying to see familiar land marks but I saw nothing. In my wanderings the only thing I could find was this strange sign with the funny symbols on it, and at the bottom even bigger symbols NWO, whatever that is. As it seems I’m stuck in this strange land, I shall reside under this large stone that I have found, a cave that shall provide me a home for the now. Its damp, dark and moldy, with lots of rats, I could not have found a better place to live.