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Post by redwormcharlie on Apr 29, 2009 13:07:49 GMT -5
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Post by Xerazel the Blue Ninja on May 7, 2009 11:25:24 GMT -5
ive seen one like that except it was atipped over semi truck, this one is so much more epic though
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on May 7, 2009 13:10:43 GMT -5
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on May 10, 2009 15:41:27 GMT -5
My dagorhir life in a nutshell. I laugh everytime I see this.
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Post by Buddha on May 11, 2009 11:26:31 GMT -5
That is the greatest chart I have ever seen
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Post by Squire Pantar on May 11, 2009 21:27:41 GMT -5
simple yet complicated
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 11, 2009 22:09:15 GMT -5
The Rectum Stretcher
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, > then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my w hole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
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Post by jackyl on May 12, 2009 0:23:14 GMT -5
nice orrin and skeith you spelled waaaagh wrong it am waaaaaaarg
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Post by Rhia the Incorrigible on May 15, 2009 12:44:33 GMT -5
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Post by Rhia the Incorrigible on May 15, 2009 16:02:58 GMT -5
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 19, 2009 19:24:00 GMT -5
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 19, 2009 19:29:16 GMT -5
Just back-tracted those links rhia... funny stuff. now I am craving pizza.
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 20, 2009 1:45:15 GMT -5
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, "Seven Points"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "its fart football"
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score"
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14"
Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidently craps in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides".
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Post by Rehdwulf on May 23, 2009 5:01:17 GMT -5
these are effing awesomesauce. here's mine, not as good but funny. www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pwningdanoobscuz I know we've all felt like this at one point or another...especially when other people fight me I'm sure they feel this way. lol.
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Post by igitgreen on May 23, 2009 5:56:28 GMT -5
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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