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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Apr 3, 2009 18:38:59 GMT -5
*sings, One of these things are different than the others*
balance, peace, harmony, killing
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Post by Ilyia Wyst Shadowsbane on Apr 3, 2009 18:50:44 GMT -5
*gags on coffee*
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Tyr
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Post by Tyr on Apr 3, 2009 20:59:05 GMT -5
do i have to explain the whole BloodMoon religion? cause i'm very lazy..
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Post by Orrin None-son on Apr 3, 2009 21:48:21 GMT -5
These were all Korhne-ey. Orrin for th elove of BloodMoon put some cloths on.. Khorne will crush your feeble false-god! As a worshiper of Khorne we support your epic loin cloth! HIZAHH! Added motivators for lulz
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Apr 4, 2009 9:35:16 GMT -5
These were all Korhne-ey. This one's death will be slow and painful.
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Post by Frosthorn Dekalin on Apr 4, 2009 9:50:32 GMT -5
This thread needs more lulz.
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Post by Buddha on Apr 6, 2009 11:44:52 GMT -5
These were all Korhne-ey. This one's death will be slow and painful. Your pain shall be tenfold!
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Apr 6, 2009 11:47:09 GMT -5
This one's death will be slow and painful. Your pain shall be tenfold! As if a thousand mouth scream out in agony! I have a whole list of quotes chaos say in battle. lulz Such a nerd..... Oh well, I love saying that stuff during battles.
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Post by Buddha on Apr 8, 2009 14:53:26 GMT -5
Your pain shall be tenfold! As if a thousand mouth scream out in agony! I have a whole list of quotes chaos say in battle. lulz Such a nerd..... Oh well, I love saying that stuff during battles. Vae Victas! translation: Death to the conquered, glory to the conquerers.
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Post by rhia on Apr 9, 2009 9:51:16 GMT -5
This is a good one:
Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” The redhead then screams, “Tornado!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…”
The blonde shouts, “Fire!”
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Post by Buddha on Apr 10, 2009 12:21:38 GMT -5
Three men climb up the great mountain of magical whoopdeedoo. When they reach the top they are greeted by a genie.
"The power of this mountain will grant you a specific wish when you jump off. Whatever you wish to become, shout it out as you leap and you wish will be granted."
First man has no hesitation and takes a running leap off and shouts, "I want to be an eagle!" In a flash of light he is transformed into a majestic eagle and soars away.
Second man thinks for a while and then jumps off with a yell. "A Raven!" In a brilliant flash of light he is transformed to a iridescent black raven and flies off with a raucous caw.
The third man is very indecisive and begins pacing the edge. His foot slips and he tumbled off with a curse. "OH SH*%#"
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Post by jackyl on Apr 11, 2009 2:28:55 GMT -5
ha ha last person is now sheet
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Post by Orrin None-son on Apr 13, 2009 6:29:21 GMT -5
A Russian & an ARKANSAS Hillbilly named GERALD were set to square off for The Olympic wrestling gold medal. Before the final match, GERALD's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of his 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished.'
The Hillbilly nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, GERALD and the Russian Circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing GERALD and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the Trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then A cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Hillbilly collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got GERALD alone, He asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!'
GERALD answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?' 'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts.'
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Post by rhia on Apr 13, 2009 8:38:50 GMT -5
Here's one just for Skeith:
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on Apr 13, 2009 10:02:48 GMT -5
That was epic, saved to my PC.
Awesome thanks for posting that. lol
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