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Post by Ilyia Wyst Shadowsbane on May 23, 2009 21:53:07 GMT -5
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Orrin None-son
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 28, 2009 12:16:05 GMT -5
In the beginning was the plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance; and a darkness was on the face of the employees, and they spake amongst themselves saying "It is a crock of sh*t and it stinks!" And the employees went unto their supervisors saying "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong and that none may abide by it."
And the managers went unto their Division Chiefs saying "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength." And the Division Chiefs went unto their Systems managers saying It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong." And the Systems managers went unto the General Manager saying "It promotes growth and is very powerful." And the General Manager went unto the Board saying "This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of this organization!" And the Board looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy AND THIS IS HOW SH*T HAPPENS!!
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Orrin None-son
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 29, 2009 13:40:44 GMT -5
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Post by Ashalind Silverscale on May 29, 2009 16:12:34 GMT -5
WHYY orrin WHYYYYYY!.... Besides you got it all wrong...
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Orrin None-son
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Post by Orrin None-son on May 29, 2009 16:24:08 GMT -5
I stand corrected.... You win.
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Post by Lady Nyt Dunne of Dominion on May 29, 2009 17:51:30 GMT -5
Wow... that dress... that hair... I think that I want to dance! Salsa!!!!
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Post by Skeith, the Forsaken on May 29, 2009 18:00:30 GMT -5
WHYY orrin WHYYYYYY!.... Besides you got it all wrong... Sweet now I get the best of both worlds! ;D
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Post by Razbunare on May 29, 2009 22:22:36 GMT -5
WHYY orrin WHYYYYYY!.... Besides you got it all wrong... Sweet now I get the best of both worlds! ;D oh god skeith your messed up! but yeah you do....
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Post by Rhia the Incorrigible on May 30, 2009 8:34:26 GMT -5
Ash, your photoshop skills are FTW. That looks awesome.
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Post by jackyl on Jun 3, 2009 21:41:59 GMT -5
it not photoshop dat am just kurai expressin himself
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Post by Buddha on Jun 5, 2009 21:42:38 GMT -5
It is a nice dress
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Post by Rhia the Incorrigible on Jun 6, 2009 8:01:36 GMT -5
The windy hair look indoors is pretty epic.
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Post by Orrin None-son on Nov 14, 2009 11:52:37 GMT -5
Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure." She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said "and what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba".
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Post by igitgreen on Nov 14, 2009 13:38:00 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Ilyia Wyst Shadowsbane on Nov 14, 2009 17:58:09 GMT -5
Oh, men of Jewish descent are the best lovers! You can take my word for it!!!
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