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Post by Eldrin the Black on Nov 14, 2009 18:40:52 GMT -5
"An enemy infantry unit of 200 men is marching off to battle. At the base of a large hill, they spy a lone Dreadwood Company soldier at the top. The Soldier begins shouting insults at the unit. The infantry commander quickly grows annoyed and dispatches a soldier to deal with the Soldier. The soldiers disappear over the top of the hill and the sounds of battle are heard. After a few minutes, the DWC soldier reappears and begins berating the unit again. Annoyed, the commander dispatches 10 soldiers. They, too, disappear over the hill and the sounds of battle rage. After fifteen minutes, the DWC Soldier again reappears to hurl insults. In a fit of rage, the commander now sends 50 soldiers to kill the taunting rogue. The soldiers march over the hill and a terrible ruckus ensues: the clash to steel, shouted commands, screams, and a cloud of dust drifts over the summit. Finally, a lone soldier crawls back down the hill. Severely wounded, the soldier yells to the commander. "Sir, sir!" he cries, "Don't send any more men! It's a trick! There are two of them!"
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Orrin None-son
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Post by Orrin None-son on Aug 28, 2010 9:53:58 GMT -5
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, Because I process food and give you all of your energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The @$$ hole is usually in charge
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Post by Johni on Aug 30, 2010 12:15:25 GMT -5
tru dat
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Post by Orrin None-son on Sept 18, 2010 7:27:46 GMT -5
Why do men snore when they lie on their backs???....
Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
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Post by Orrin None-son on Oct 6, 2010 18:01:09 GMT -5
Saw this van at my work today. thought it was funny.
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Post by Lady Krystal on Oct 6, 2010 18:24:26 GMT -5
xD! Orrin, I had an absolute suck day and that totally helped
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Post by Ilyia Wyst Shadowsbane on Oct 7, 2010 15:35:56 GMT -5
Lolz! That is awesome, Orrin! ;D
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